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A candy cane: nice curves and super sweet! 12. I think you're cute, here's my numberโฆ the snowball is in your court. 13. I bet you have all the boys/girls out here asking you to rock around the Christmas tree with them! 14. Baby, it's cold outside, but I'd still really love it if we could chill together sometime. 15.
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1. Can I be your Christmas present? I will wear a little bow, and be wrapped up in your strong arms. 2. Merry Christmas from me and my p*ssy! :* 3. When I think of you, I touch my Elf! :* ho ho houu!4. I'd like to jingle your bells!5. All I want for Christmas is you!6. You are the reason I am on the naughty list.7.
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Below, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously inappropriate and rude Christmas cards that only people with a twisted sense of humor will understand. From "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" to "My Wife Made Me Send This Card. Merry Christmas" - expect to see it all. Keep on scrolling to check out the funny puns and feel free to add your.
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Permanently on the naughty list. Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.. 95 Famous Christmas Quotes 2023. 100 Best.
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Naughty and Nice Quotes Southern Living "It's all fun and games 'til Santa checks the naughty list." -Unknown "Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year." -Victor Borge "Dear Santa, I was framed." -Unknown "Dear Santa, before I explain, how much do you know already?" -Unknown
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1. What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Snowballs, of course. 2. Why doesn't Santa have kids of his own? He only comes once a year, and it's down the chimney. 3. What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? "Chestnuts roasting on an open fireโฆ" 4. You know what's so great about this time of year?
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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt. Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter. Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other. If I was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you.
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Funny Christmas Quotes. Christmas is a delightful time of the year, the snow is falling, the fairy lights are out, the trees are up, your wallets empty, it's freezing cold, there's too much food and everything's too expensive. Actually, maybe it's not so delightful after all. But don't be a Scrooge, why not spread some Christmas cheer.
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Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. After all, they've only been dating for three weeks so it seems like the ideal gift - romantic, yet not too personal.
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Short funny Christmas quotes. "At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.". โ Robert Godden. "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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65. Screw the nice list; I've got you on my "nice and naughty list! 66. That Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel on top of it. 67. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you! 68. The stockings are hung and so am I. 69. Trust me! If you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. 70.
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โ National Lampoon Why is Christmas just like a day in the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. I just stole Santa's naughty list! Ironically, it's almost identical to my friends list.
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100 Funny Christmas Quotes 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" โ David.